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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:19
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
NASA’s Voyager Probes Uncover a Mysterious “Wall of Fire” Beyond Our Solar System - The Daily Galaxy
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios
share office space ...
Still no good
So they tried
GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is a movie franchise you actually think deserves a reboot?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
No way
No go.
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Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts